Are You KIDDING Me With This???

Monday, May 08, 2006


I haven't eaten anything of substance today. I've had maybe 4 chocolate eggs, but that's it. I was kind of waiting for Oscar to get home so we could have lunch together. But Oscar came home and put his head on my lap. And within a few minutes, he was snoring away peacefully. But that was okay, because I figured when I was done on the computer, I could wake him up and we could still eat together. Until one of our cats jumped onto the couch with us and curled up on my other leg. So I have Oscar snoring away on one leg and the cat snoring away on the other leg, and I seem to be the meat in this unusual little sandwich. And although my stomach is growling and I really, really need to eat, I will be staying put until one or both of them wakes up. Because I? Am a sucker and a pushover and a sap. Who is hungry, but not hungry enough to move my guys, apparently. I'm more content to BE the sandwich than to eat the sandwich. For now, anyway.


At May 09, 2006 11:31 AM, Anonymous Oscar said...

Awww. I had no idea, Love. Next time, seriously. Feel free to wake me up. Your health & diet are as important to me as your ability to be an excellent pillow. :)


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