Project Runway Episode 8

Well...that was kind of....harsh. Not that I'm oh-so-in-love with Angela, but it's pretty heartless to put her on a plane to Paris, only to dump her and send her back home a few hours later. Also? I kind of wanted her to stick around at least long enough to see Jeffrey's aufing.

Speaking of which, would it have KILLED the judges to let Michael win this one? Not that I thought Jeffrey's outfit was bad (although way to overcompensate for your tiny, tiny little penis by calling undue attention to it with those weird studs down the zipper line) but I just hate it when such a venomous jackass gets even the slightest confirmation that he is, indeed, God's gift to the universe. Don't ENCOURAGE him! Now he'll never shut up!

And I'm sorry....Kayne may have looked like a cross between Liberace and Elvis, but I really kind of love him for it.

Speaking of things I love, let's discuss Laura a minute, shall we? I love her. A lot. Like, I would consider having her babies if a) my uterus would cooperate (you knew I couldn't resist talking about my uterus for long, right?) and b) she didn't already have a gaggle of them. With the exception of last week's design, I have loved everything she has created and last night's design, in particular, was stunning. If I could get it in a variety of colors, preferably jewel tones, I'd fill my closet with them, and then sit around my house, fetching Turtle milk and scrambled eggs in my fetching cocktail dress and cha-cha shoes. I'd be so hot I wouldn't know what to do with myself. Not that I'm not already living that fantasy. Heh.

And then there's Heidi... I know I'm always talking about how much I love The Gunn, but how cute was Heidi, shooing the little designers off to go pack and get to the airport? The woman is adorable. It's almost obnoxious how adorable she is. And did we see her at the Emmy's? Could there be a more gorgeous pregnant woman on earth? I think not.

*sigh* I love this show....

Carry on.