My Life, RIGHT NOW!

Okay, so you want to know why I'm too busy to update my damn blog? Right now, I am instant messaging three people while keeping an eye out on Turtle, who is eating a big bowl of applesauce. I'm tuning out Higglytown Heroes because, well, who wouldn't? I'm trying to find the right words to use in an e-mail to my brother, and I just finished an e-mail to another blogger I lurrrrrrrrve (but not in a creepy way.) I also just ran said e-mail by Oscar and Snark's Mistress because I was feeling like a bit of a moron for being 30 years old and writing a fan letter. I'm also updating my budget and balancing my checkbook. Oh, and McMama just called, so I talked to her and then was reminded to call my doctor's office to find out if I need to come in tomorrow for another blood test.

Blog? What blog?