Emergency Broadcast System

If anyone happened to notice one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse riding by your house and/or place of business today, I apologize. That was me. I went to the gym today. The Horsemen and I straightened everything out, though, and they have promised not to go riding again until I actually lose 5 pounds. And given how difficult that has been in the past, I figure that's a more accurate barometer of when the end of the world is upon us.