Just Say No

You know you've hit the motherlode of Office Holiday Parties when a spirited debate breaks out at the dinner table between Person A and Person B about how your spouse might respond to his first ever bong hit. Person A claimed he would just mellow out. Person B claimed he would feel completely weird and out of control but that he would think it was the most awesome thing ever. Advantage? Person B, who pointed out mid-debate that SOME forms of pot would make him mellow out, but this particular one they were talking about would, in a person who had never done pot before at all, make him freak out a bit.

Seriously. Best. Office. Party. Ever.

Edited to add: It should be noted that Oscar has never smoked pot before and did not smoke pot that night. It was suggested that he should try it and Person B did, in fact, offer to bring him some the next day. However, Person B is not accomplished at rolling joints, and knew Oscar would need detailed, illustrated instructions if he were to construct a bong, so the idea has been abandoned until after the holiday, at least. Apparently that wasn't clear from my original post. Thank you.