Simple Math

Cymber + PMS = Overwhelming Cravings for Craptastic Food

Overwhelming Cravings for Craptastic Food + Restricted Diet = Seriously Cranky Cymber

Seriously Cranky Cymber + Frustration over Progress (or lack thereof) on Restricted Diet = Cymber Caving and Ordering a Western Bacon Cheeseburger and Mint Chip Milkshake

Western Bacon Cheeseburger + Mint Chip Milkshake + Cymber's Tummy (which has grown rather accustomed to fruits, veggies and other healthier alternatives) = BLOAT CITY Population: 1,000,000 gas bubbles and counting

Final score? Crappy Food 1, Cymber 0

I just needed this recorded for posterity, so the next time I think it might be a good idea to give in to my craving for something fattening, I remember this moment.