Why Am I Still Awake?

I had a long, busy, hectic, crazy, exhausting day today. I should, by all rights, be in bed right now. Instead, I'm wasting time on the internet. Like a junkie, I need my fix. But it's not all about me, because I have something to share with you that I am SURE will improve your life. How do I know? Because I'm the Mommy and I said so.

It's an error message generator. Isn't that cool? Don't you think that's cool? No? Well, maybe that's because you haven't played around with it yet. Why don't you go here and mess around for a while. I bet you get hooked. After all, any site that allows you to create THIS kind of genius is worth a little bit of time: