Under The Heading "Kids Say The Darndest Things..."

Turtle: Mommy, we don't have any more Christmas trees.
Me: No, buddy, we don't. That's because it's not Christmas anymore. We'll get another one next Christmas.
Turtle, exasperated: NO, Mommy. We don't have any more CHRISTMAS TREES.
Me: Right, Christmas trees. We don't have ours anymore. I heard you.
Turtle: No, Mommy. You said Christmas trees. I said we don't have any more CHRISTMAS TREES.
Me: *shooting Oscar a confused look*
Oscar: Rice Krispie Treats, honey.
Me: Ohhhhh. Riiiiiiiiiiight. You're right, buddy. We are out of Rice Krispie treats. You and daddy ate them all.
Turtle: We need to go to the store so we can get more mushrooms so we can make more Christmas trees.
Me: Sure thing, little man. More mushrooms are just what we need.